Entrance Fee ni Juan
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Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong ..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw ..
Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan: (galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko .. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller ?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support .. tanga !!!
Kanto Tinio ST
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Tanong:
Bakit natatakot ang mga babae na bumaba sa Kanto Tinio St sa San Pablo Laguna?
Answer: kasi tuwing bababa ang mga girls ohh yung bababa
kanto tinio na
bastos daw?
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Isang araw may dalawang tao isang babae at isa lalake.Ang pangalan ng lalake ay
taning at sa babae naman ay tasha.
[...]
Patatas
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May tatlong magkukumare naglalakad sa palengke habang napatawa ang isang
kumar1:
Maria: Hihihi...
Ester: Bakit mare?
Maria: Kasi nakakita ako ng itlog, naalala ko si mister...
Juana: Bakit naman?
Maria: Kasi ganun kalaki... hehehehe
Ester: Hehehehe
Habang sa paglalakad si Ester naman ang napangiti.
Juana: Bakit ka napnagiti mare?
Ester: Ksi nakakita ako ng kamatis... naalala ko si mister...
Maria: Bakit naman?
Ester: Kasi ganun kalaki!!!
Maria: [...]
The Going Rate
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A priest is hearing confessions one afternoon when he has to go to the
bathroom. He calls janitor over to take his place. The janitor resists saying
he isn't a Catholic or a priest and will not know what to say. The priest
assures him that everything will be fine if he just follows the chart in the
confessional.
"If someone comes in and says they have stolen, you tell them to say two Hail
Mary's
Bathroom Graffiti
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I am sure you have seen this in some toilets:
"Here I sit,
All broken hearted
came to shit,
but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance;
went to fart, and shit my pants!"
O kaya, eto:
5 good children's jokes
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1. What did the duck say to the comedian after the show?
You really quacked me up.
2. Why do birds fly south?
It's too far to walk.
3. What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment
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