Here is this week's joke from WeeklyJokes.com.
Lakotah tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in organizations such as government and business, other strategies are being tried, to wit:
1) Buying a larger whip.
2) Changing riders.
3) Saying things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4) Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5) Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6) Creating a training session to improve riding skills.
7) Passing a resolution stating the horse is not dead.
8) Blaming the horse's parents.
9) Declaring that no horse is too dead to beat.
10) Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
11) Harnessing several dead horses together to increase performance.
12) Conducting a study to see if private contractors can ride the dead horse cheaper.
13) Issuing a press release stating that the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
14) Forming a quality circle to find better uses for dead horses.
15) Revising performance goals for dead horses.
16) Insisting that this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
17) Promoting the horse to a supervisory position.
Attention Job Seekers:
Do yourself a favor.
Before you send out another job application, make
sure you visit http://www.CleanEnergySecrets.com/jobs.
Because what you know and when you know it can make
the difference between a job application that ends
up in the trash can and a job application that
leads to a job offer.
http://www.CleanEnergySecrets.com/jobs
----------------------------------------
Learn how to:
- get the IRS to subsidize any vacation you want to
take, anywhere in the world
- deduct your golf, golf balls, golf clubs, and lessons
- properly document every deduction and make yourself
audit-proof
- structure any activity as a business and not a hobby
- deduct most of your fun such as movies, play, and
season tickets!
----------------------------------------
You are receiving this email because you signed up for
the service at http://www.weeklyjokes.com
---------*---------*---------*---------*---------*---------*
Inspirational Quote
What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.
- Plutarch quotes (Ancient Greek Biographer and Author, 46-119)
---------*---------*---------*---------*---------*---------*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This email is brought to you by:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Beyond the Fire Light Publishing, Inc.
931 S. Bayonne Drive
Pueblo, CO 81007
USA
Publishers of numerous teleseminars, blogs, and newsletters including:
Take the guesswork out of marketing your business:
http://www.TheAskMarketingSystem.com/blog
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's the biggest question you have about vacationing in Hawaii?
http://www.HawaiianVacationSecrets.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is your biggest question about Golden Retrievers?
http://www.MyGoldenRetrieverSecrets.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Are you living your passion? If not, why not?
http://www.LiveYourPassion.com
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When was the last time you laughed out-loud?
http://www.WeeklyJokes.com
If you no longer wish to receive communication from us:
http://autocontactor.com/app/r.asp?ID=1076842130&ARID=210096&D=154
To update your contact information:
http://autocontactor.com/app/r.asp?c=1&ID=1076842130&D=154
