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So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All. I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
(Spotted at a gay pride parade): My Son Just Came Out of the Closet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
(Spotted on Cape Cod): If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt: Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
What If the Hokey Pokey Really IS What It's All About?
Coffee, Chocolate, Men . . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.
Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well.
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night.
A City Is a Large Community Where People Are Lonesome Together.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.
(Around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
(On the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(On the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
IRS - Be Audit You Can Be
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
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