Salbabida
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Isang araw ay may lumubog na barko.
Merong APAT na iba't ibang lahi na gustong maka-ligtas.
May Americano, Hapon, Mexicano at Pilipino.
Nagusap-usap ang apat na iba't ibang lahi.
Americano: How do we all get safe this salbabida is one only...
Pilipino: What's the problem there???
Name the four seasons
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Found this in my mailbox. Just sharing....
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)....... .....and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors
a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
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