chocolate
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An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts... so the driver happily munches
them.
Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful more peanuts..
Driver: Why don't you eat them yourself?
Old lady: I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth..
Driver: Then why do you buy them?
Old lady: Oh, I just love the chocolates around them!
first come first served
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The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese
men, all sat there masturbating violently.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams.
One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First
come, First served!"
sinong maangas
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A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"
The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"
The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"
walang paa
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An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that
the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his
face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl
outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober [...]
jonny boy counting
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five,
that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
" And this is how [...]
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