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TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. Its ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood.
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