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Q: What is your greatest fear?
A: The moment after I die having a loud voice yell in my ear, "You blew it! You were supposed to make a series of decisions that would lead you to become a sponge diver in Madagascar and in your free time discover a cure for navel lint. And your kids were supposed to discover a cure for mediocrity and bureaucracy."
So my biggest fear is having a purgatory bureaucrat Monday-morning-quarterback my mortal life.
If this does happen, I hope I have the presence of "mind" to reply, "Excuse me, but life on Earth did not come with a manual or training material!"
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